My partner left when our son walkd out two years and crushed the family. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. ~Josh Billings Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows — marriage does. ~Anton Chekhov The music at a marriage procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers entering on a battle. ~Gene Perret It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. And i do not stand here, on my wedding day, optimistic or full of hope. I can not imagine going further in my life without you. I can stop indulging in chocolate, but never in you. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. So I hope it will be fine if I don't buy you a gift for today and just wish you a happy first anniversary. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
She underwent great sufferings, especially in the last period of our lives. When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer. ~Helen Rowland, Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, 1909 He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. ~Robert Brault, It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. I hope our relationship keeps giving us goose bumps forever! No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. After all, the best girlfriend in the world deserves the best. Mencken I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, A church filled with family and friends.
~Helen Rowland In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin — consideration for their feelings. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. Your love for me is flawless, your commitment impeccable. Now we are granparetnts to a little girl. ~Helen Rowland Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do. My heart was ripped out of me the night he was born so don't ask for sorrow now.
~Joseph Collins We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. ~Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. Additionally, she works with her husband using their extensive experience in information technology to provide Christ-centered teaching and resources to people all over the world. ~Robert Brault, Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. ~Gene Perret Matrimony—the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented. Don't take the chance of inviting a loud mouthed acquaintance who may utter a few nasty words and spoil the best day of the year. This is what had hindered us from faith and obedience.
~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary The Delights of Wisdom concerning Conjugial Love: After Which Follow the Pleasures of Insanity. Wasn't it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt. ~Author Unknown Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. ~Gene Perret There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. ~Paul Sweeney Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
I have been married for 19yrs to the father of both my two boys. ~Jerry McCant Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. It is practically the definition of marriage: marriage is socialism among two people. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator. My life has become a lovely fairy tale. Here's to a lifetime of crazy memories together. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. I am thankful because you never let this love fade away! ~Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful molder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State- and church-begotten weed, marriage? ~Katherine Hepburn A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Thank you hubby for making them happen. ~Peter Devries The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. .